Quote of the day:

To a third grader: Jimbob(strangely, this is his real name)**- if you hit me, I will hold you.

Third grader: It's called restraint, you f*ing idiot! Why are you treating me like a baby?

Me(matter-of-factly): Because you're acting like one.

As it was a factual observation, not a verbal jab, I stand by this comment and would make it again, should the situation arise! He was acting like a baby, albeit a violent, vocal, potty mouth one! That was the day! I hope your's was better?

A

**names have been changed to protect the innocent, unless of course he wasn't innocent, and then the name has been changed to protect his confidentiality!